Open letter

To the person(s) that tried breaking in last night:

What the F do you think you were doing? Do you seriously think you can get in here? Are you mental? All I know is you better just stay the heck away. I am ready. Armed and ready. If you even get a fingernail inside my home, the dog won't have time to get you. Cuz I will be at you first. You never mess with a Mother. Haven't you ever watched Animal Kingdom or another animal show on Discovery? How the Mother ALWAYS protects the young, no matter what?? Oh and we decided not to feed Butch today, so he would be nice and hungry. FYI the mailman is doing ok. Butch tore him up really good, but he is out of ICU and going to come home soon. And a quote from a great movie "Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."

Respectfully,
The Household where you tried to break in