You know you are really fat when....

A lady walks up and says "Oh, I'll bet you are hoping for a girl this time!"

hmph

I turn to her and say "No, I am just really fat. But thanks for reassuring me of that fact!"

And here I was thinking of how good I am looking since I lost 10lbs.

hmph

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Today's Oliviaism:

"Mom when I grow up I want to be a monkey. This way I can climb and swing on anything I want too! And I can make this sound {insert monkey sound here} all the time!"

I love 5 year old reasonings.